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Apparently, I'm in the Minority on this One

Sonofabitchen Holidays and Their Candy-licious Glory

Easter Greetings from Me to You

A Tribute to My 69

It's Like an Offer You Can't Refuse but Most Likely Will Because Only I Think It's Cool. I'm a Loser.

**UPDATED** The Time I Became a Tree Hugger Didn't Last Very Long Because the Tree and I Got Into a Nasty Fight. And I Think the Tree Won.

The Hubby Wants My Life Insurance Money. Fact.

The Time I Became a Tree Hugger Didn't Last Very Long Because the Tree and I Got Into a Nasty Fight. And I Think the Tree Won.

I May Be Vain but I'm Also Not Very Smart So it Evens Itself Out in the Long Run

I Think It's Fairly Safe to Assume I'm Famous Because Now People Are Just Effing With Me. Also? The Facbook is On My Shit List.

I Don't See Dead People But I Smell Things That Aren't Even There So I'm Kind of a Psychic. Or Part Dog. Hard to Be Sure

The Crap Inside My Head Scares Me Sometimes

Won't You Please NOT Be My Neighbor?

**UPDATED** I Couldn't Fall Back Asleep Last Night So I Woke Up Late but I Couldn't Call in to Work Because "I Was Up Late Working on My Zombie Outbreak Preparedness Plan" isn't a "Valid" Excuse. Whatever.

Contact Me! I Need the Validation!

sarcasminaction@yahoo.com

Fancy Copyright Stuff

Don't steal my stuff.
Read it and enjoy it and love it a little. Or a lot.
But don't take what's not yours unless you ask.
Feel free to link me though. And refer to me a lot. And sing my praises.
End of discussion.
Peace out.

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I am a wife, mommy, and all around productive member of society. Usually. I'm pretty much a legend in my own mind.

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